For the Children
It seems to me that we, as a culture, are setting our children up for some type of inevitable emotional reckoning day at some point in their futures by allowing them to form attatchments to furry (and delicious), anthropomorphic creatures on television. Why can't we simply have cartoons consisting of real-life situations, so that the kiddies can become desensitized to American society gradually, instead of having to experience the horror of being sold into slavery, or seeing Mr. Giblets being consumed by a python?
This cultural revolution could start with a kind of informational cartoon series, with such episodes as:
That Veal Cut Has a Circulatory System Too!,
1+ 2= A Riveting Career in Accounting,
Santa Claus : The Argumentum Ad Baculum Logical Fallacy,
and
What Really Happens When a Middle-Aged Man in a Bear Suit Shares Candy With You
posted by Arthur Croft Yates @ 8:15 PM
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