Thursday, June 09, 2005

A Startling Discovery


Overheard at a board meeting in Jim Davis's mind:

Evil Lord: You must create the most humorless comic strip in the history of man, or every child on Earth will die! (Sinister laughter)

Jim: I'll do my best, and I think I know just what will do the trick. The strip will center around a sarcastic cat, and the basic plotline will remain unchanged for 25 years.

Evil Lord: Very well. But should you waver from your path......CRUNCH! (Impales a diorama consisting of children of various ethnicities onto a stake) (Sinister laughter)



*Taken from the minutes of November 12, 1977

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