Apecide: Also Going On
While the price of oil has reached an all-time high at $58.60/bbl, the cost per bbl of monkeys remains stable at $7.66, including the simian embalming fluid. The primates must be shaped and bent before rigor mortis sets in, and dyed afterwards. Dramatic shrinking is a typical side-effect of the dyeing process. "Don't worry little fella! It's natural to feel a little nervous about being harvested for children's enjoyment!"
posted by Arthur Croft Yates @ 8:54 PM
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