The Quarterly Grain Report

Top Obituary Euphemisms

• "Stopped functioning"
• "Ceased to be a burden"
• "Descended into Hell"
• "Became a corpse"
• "Internally imploded"
• "Tempted the lions"
• "Was overwhelmed by deadness"
• "Suffered shovel-induced brain trauma"
• "Was called by Odin"

posted by Arthur Croft Yates @ 5:57 PM