Beware, Dr. Bloodsworth
Recently it has come to my attention (along with Larry King's) that a fine fellow by the name of Kirk Bloodsworth has been released from death row after an indeterminate amount of time (it most likely can be determined, but I don't really care). This after DNA evidence cleared him of the charges that he raped and killed a nine-year-old girl.
Wow. That's a shocker. A girl turns up dead, and the squad car shows up at Bloodsworth's house. Some real detective work certainly must've been put into that one.
Overly Dramatic Police Chief: "What? Raped and stabbed? Sounds like the calling card of...Dr. Bloodsworth! All units respond! (inaudible whispers) What did you just tell me?! Two small wounds above the left calf?! The Mad Puncturist is at work here boys! Did you hear me?! That sick bastard...
(Continued chaotic shouting)
"No! I...I was afraid of this. Lungs filled with ajvar? Dammit. It looks like The Cuisine Congester is in on this too. Holy fuck. This looks like a big one here boys. And we're gonna blow this motherfucker wide open. Let's Roll!
posted by Arthur Croft Yates @ 8:28 PM
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