The Marvels of Human Advancement
As you may have already noticed from the previous ten words, this most recent post is being created on an entirely new piece of computerized-technology, and can no longer visually communicate in the archaic typeface seen in previous entries. Hence, the futuristic font. So you might as well get used to it now, because by 2015, all digital materials will appear this way. It's almost like looking into the future. Hopefully this font doesn't accidentally run into its counterpart of yesteryear, due to the drastic altering of space-time that would surely accompany the meeting, as well as the awkwardness of possibly making out with its mother before the Enchantment Under the Sea dance.
Other probable future events coinciding with aforementioned font change:
2015 - Cardboard box used as time capsule and buried by group of twelve-year-olds. Contained a toad, a calendar, a copy of Teen People, and an odd-smelling wig.
2016 - Replacement of "sliced bread" with "sliced cheese" when speaking in regards to "Greatest things since..."
2016 - Election of first US president with clearly visible, disturbing deformity.
2018 - Time capsule opened way too soon, teenagers comment on how lame they all used to be.
2022 - Complete eradication of hats.
2023 - Tribe native to northeast Asia discovered to have evolved scary, hook-hands.
DISCLAIMER *In order to get the most enjoyment out of this post, it must be read as if it were coming out of Peter Frampton's guitar. This actually holds true for most printed materials, but especially for this one*
posted by Arthur Croft Yates @ 11:35 AM
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