The Quarterly Grain Report

Weekending. Apparently two days a week have a special verb all to themselves to describe their existence. After using this verb it seems like I should begin to describe some sort of yachting adventure that devoured most of my Saturday and Sunday, but those would be lies. I would also have to tell the entire story with slightly receding, wind-tussled hair and a employ a condescending laugh to punctuate each hilarious faux pas committed by Julio the Hispanic deckhand. It's a large yacht, and I don't make the rules.